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| 4:00 pm | Wife Swap | ||
| Penny pinching wife swaps with spend-thrift wife. A penny-pinching, regimented mom who believes witholding from her children teaches them responsiblity trades places with a spendthrift who spoils her son and wants him to become a child star. [CC] [TV-14 DLV] |
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| 5:00 pm | Wife Swap | ||
| A glitz and glamour-loving shopaholic mom who lives a life of excess and luxury, spoils her kids and hosts in-home lingerie parties for a living trades places with a devoutly religious mom who lives the stark and simple life, homeschools her eight children and expects them to carry their weight in the family. [CC] [TV-PG None] |
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| 6:00 pm | Reba | ||
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When Cheyenne (Joanna Garcia) feels the baby kick for the first time, it overwhelms Van (Steve Howey) and makes the baby seem real to him. Reba's (Reba McEntire) old friend Lori Ann (Park Overall) arrives to tell Reba that she is moving back to Houston, and encourages Reba to get out and have some fun. Brock (Christopher Rich) and Barbra Jean (Melissa Peterman) stop by and Lori Ann cannot believe that Reba tolerates Barbra Jean. Reba explains that she does it for the kids because they need to see their father. Later, Van reads about pregnancy and is facinated, and says he will do whatever he can for the baby. Lori Ann helps Reba sort out Brock's possesions and Reba reminisces about old golf clubs that she gave to Brock when they were newly married. They find a picture that implies that Brock cheated on Reba with Barba Jean before they were separated, and Reba is shocked.
Reba confronts Brock about the picture, but Brock insists that he started seeing Barbra Jean after they were separated. Reba does not believe him. Reba and Lori Ann go out for drinks, and Barbra Jean shows up, explaining that she was not with Brock at the time of the picture, but rather with another married dentist. She asks Reba not to tell Brock. That night, Van refuses to let Cheyenne eat chocolate or watch television, saying it is not good for the baby. He admits he is going overboard, but wants to be a good father.
Reba comes home to find Cheyenne sleeping on the couch because Van keeps waking her up to ask if she is sleeping well. Reba remembers that Brock did something similar when she was pregnant. The next day Reba apologizes to Brock for jumping to conclusions the day before.
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| 6:30 pm | Reba | ||
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When Reba (Reba McEntire) buys lunch for Lori Ann (Park Overall), her credit card is declined. She cancels the credit card thinking it is stolen, but instead, finds out that it is Barbra Jean (Melissa Peterman) who is using it to buy things for her wedding that Reba knows nothing about. Reba confronts Brock (Christopher Rich), who apologizes for handing the wrong card to Barbra Jean. He tells Reba they are getting married in two weeks in the Virgin Islands, and asks Reba to sign a form that will allow him to get married before the divorce is final. Reba refuses to sign the form.
At home, Cheyenne (Joanna Garcia) and Van (Steve Howey) find out that Kyra (Scarlett Pomers) has skipped school, and instead of telling Reba, they practice their parenting skills on Kyra. Their punishments fail, and Kyra decides to confess to Reba since Cheyenne and Van are terrible parents.
Days later, Brock tries to persuade Reba to sign the form to let him and Barbra Jean get married. At a store, Barbra Jean uses the credit card, but it is reported as stolen, so she is thrown in the mall jail. She calls Reba for help, and when Reba arrives, she explains to Reba that she was purchasing a gift for her to apologize for all the trouble. Barbra Jean tells Reba she never wanted a quickie wedding, so she is glad Reba won't sign. Barbra Jean cries because she is not having the wedding she wants, and Reba tells her to have a wedding that expresses who she is. Encouraged, Barba Jean asks Reba to be her matron of honor. Reba is horrified. Later, Brock stops by to give Reba her new credit card and to apologize. They cancelled their wedding in the Virgin Islands so Barbra Jean can have her dream wedding. Brock didn't want to embarass Reba with a big church wedding, but since Reba was supportive, they are going ahead. He asks Reba to sing at the wedding, and she is horrified.
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| 7:00 pm | Still Standing | ||
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Judy (Jami Gertz) urges reluctant Bill (Mark Addy) to go out with Linda (Jennifer Irwin) and her new boyfriend, but says they are always losers. Later, at a restaurant, Bill finds out that he has more in common with Eric (Mitch Rouse) than he thought, and they begin to bond. Linda worries that Bill will teach Eric his bad habits. A couple of nights later, Bill and Judy prepare to go out with Linda and Eric again, and Judy notices Bill is trying to impress his new best friend. Linda arrives in tears saying that she and Eric broke up becasue she found him with another woman. Bill still wants to see Eric, but Judy insists he has to support his family.
The next day Eric calls and invites Bill to a football game. Bill begins seeing Eric behind Judy's back. A few weeks later, Eric tells Bill he cannot go to the hockey game the next night because he has to work late. At home, Bill tells Judy that he plans to call Eric and she is shocked. The night of the hockey game, Judy decides to stay home to watch it on television with Bill, and lies to Linda that she can't go to their pottery class because of the children. While watching the game, Bill spots Eric in the stands with another male friend. Bill is outraged - Eric is a cheater.
A few days later, Bill comes downstairs to find Linda and Eric. They are back together, but Bill is upset with Eric for lying to him about the hockey game. Bill thinks he deserves better for sneaking around Judy's back. Judy hears this and can't believe Bill lied to her. She now realizes why he was upset over the game. Linda comes in the kitchen and hears this, and realizes that Judy lied to her about not being able to go to the pottery class. Judy apologizes to Linda and is ashamed. As penance, Judy agrees to go to a weekly pastry class with Linda.
Brian (Taylor Ball) comes downstairs to ask his parents if they are saving money for college, and they assure him they are. Privately, they agree that was their last lie.
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| 7:30 pm | Still Standing | ||
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Linda (Jennifer Irwin) brags about having "family night" with her new boyfriend and his sons. Judy (Jami Gertz) insists her family can have "family night" anytime, but that evening she cannot even get Bill (Mark Addy) to eat with her. The next day, Judy insists on "family night" with Brian (Taylor Ball) and Lauren (Renee Olstead). And because Bill wants to watch a football game, he and the kids rush through the board game and other activities. Judy becomes so frustrated that she leaves. When Judy returns a few hours later, Bill apologizes and offers to plan a family night at the planetarium. However, the next night Jerry Bergner (Lex Medlin) stops by to remind Bill that the bowling league tryouts are tonight, and the two of them are competing for the last spot on the team. Bill lies to his family by saying a pipe burst at the planetarium, and he convinces them to go family bowling instead. At the bowling alley, Bill sets up his family at one lane, and then he goes to the tryout lane himself. Meanwhile Cheryl Jensen (Meagan Fay) introduces herself and her family to Judy and her family, and tells them the Jensens can beat the Millers at bowling. Judy tells Cheryl they are not competing against each other, but each time Bill comes over to the family lane he bowls a strike and walks off. He comes back and helps Tina (Soleil Borda) whose shot is "disqualified" by the Jensens because Bill helped. At tryouts, Bill throws another strike, but Judy follows him and says he is making a mockery of "family night". Judy insists they leave, and the Jensens proclaim themselves winners by default. Bill does not want to lose so he makes a bet with the Jensens. The Millers lose, and Judy proudly says that they lost as a family. One night when the children are out, Bill and Judy are kissing when Linda stops by to tell them Doug broke up with her. Judy suggests they work on a jigsaw puzzle together, but when Linda goes to get a drink, Judy and Bill go upstairs to make love.
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| 8:00 pm | Reba | ||
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Van (Steve Howey) is superstitious before his first college football game because he believes his superstitions have led him to success in the past. He won't eat waffles and must drink grape soda. He and Cheyenne (Joanna Garcia) plan to go to Dallas for the game and leave baby Elizabeth (Alena/Gabriellle Leberger) with Barbra Jean (Melissa Peterman) and baby Henry (Alexander/Jackson McClellan) so the babies can be together. Reba (Reba McEntire) is furious that they would prefer to leave the baby with BJ, rather than her. When Reba finds out that BJ once lost baby Henry in a store, she angrily tells Cheyenne, who reminds her that she fell asleep while watching Elizabeth once. Reba cannot convince the young couple to change their mind. She asks BJ if she can go along on her trip to the zoo with the babies. Reba thinks BJ will be tired when they return, and Reba can take over. In fact, Reba is the exhausted one. Reba and BJ quarrel, and BJ realizes Reba only went to the zoo to spy on her. She leaves the house and leaves Elizabeth with Reba. In Dallas, Van provokes Cheyenne into a fight, claiming he always plays better when they are fighting. The next day Reba states to Brock that Elizabeth is better off with her, but Brock claims there are no perfect parents. Reba complains that BJ is annoying, but after some prodding, she admits that BJ has a good heart, although the niceness of the divorces is getting to Reba! Van and Cheyenne call later to tell Reba Van scored two touchdowns. BJ comes to the door and is delighted that Reba admitted to liking her.
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| 8:30 pm | Reba | ||
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Reba (Reba McEntire) is tired of having a second job as her family's cook, maid and chauffeur. She wants to do things for herself, so she decides to train for a 5K race put on by Jake's (Mitch Holleman) school. She used to run a lot with Brock. The next day, Reba finds Cheyenne (Joanna Garcia) in the kitchen trying to make a cake with Barbra Jean (Melissa Peterman) who is going to teach her how to cook. Reba is in the living room stretching when Van (Steve Howey) offers to be her trainer, claiming she could win he she follows his instructions. Reba says Brock used to ruin running because he was so competitive. Wouldn't it be great to beat him? Reba agrees to train with Van. In the kitchen BJ is frustrated with Cheyenne who is more interested in talking about fashion than cooking. Cheyenne is excited for their cooking lesson the following day, but BJ dreads it. The next day, Van and Reba enter the house after a morning run. Van teases her about having a bad time, until he admits she ran the race in under 24 min - a record for her! Reba is excited until Brock stops by for some trash talking, and she accuses him of being overly competitive. He says she's competitive too - she's even training with Van. Later Reba says she won't run because she doesn't want to compete with Brock - or lose to him. But Van offers Reba encouragement, and she is again inspired to run and win. In the kitchen BJ is frustrated with Cheyenne's continous failed attempts at cooking. The next day after the race, Kyra (Scarlett Pomwers) and Cheyenne come home debating whether an elbow to the nose is cheating. Brock comes in with an ice pack on his face, and Reba insists it was an accident. Although she was happy to win! Brock concludes he only lost to Reba because he was not trying as hard as he could have. They challenge each other to another race, and establish the pizza place as their destination when they hear that Cheyenne has cooked a race-day dinner.
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| 9:00 pm | Smother | ||
| After losing his job, a man deals with pressure from his wife to have a child and from his mother, who has just moved in. [CC] [TV-14 D] |
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| 11:00 pm | Will & Grace | ||
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Lyle Finster (John Cleese) pilots Will (Eric McCormack), Karen (Megan Mullally) and Jack (Sean Hayes) to Las Vegas for Karen and Lyle's wedding. Grace (Debra Messing) is flying in the next day, and Leo (Harry Connick, Jr.) is coming in from Cambodia.
In succession, Karen compromises on getting married in Vegas, serving lite beer at the wedding, and taking Lyle's last name, before putting her foot down on the song for walking down the aisle. Lyle sweet-talks Karen into forgiving him, until he makes a toast at the reception and lists all the things Karen caved in on. Karen takes the mic and says "I want a divorce."
Leo arrives and announces Grace isn't coming because she threw her back out. Will gets suspicious and prods Leo on why he isn't anxious to see Grace. Leo admits to Will he kissed a woman in Cambodia and feels guilty. Will insists he call Grace and tell her. Leo hangs up with Grace and tells Will that Grace never wants to see him again. Will can't believe Grace would get that angry over a kiss. Leo confesses he slept with the woman. Extremely disappointed, Will tells Leo he's on his own and walks away.
Will and Jack pool their money to play blackjack. Will carries Jack until their fortunes turn and Jack gets hot when Will goes cold. Jack ends the partnership, takes his money, and runs. Will responds by throwing Jack's new watch off the roof.
Karen bumps into Jennifer Lopez (Jennifer Lopez) in the women's bathroom of the casino and gets her to agree to sing at her wedding. As J-Lo makes her way to the stage, one of her dancers slips and Jack volunteers to fill in. Jack fills in for the back-up dancer and impresses J-Lo, who invites him up to her room to watch TV. Later, Jack runs in to tell Leo he's going on tour with J-Lo and hears Leo saying he just lost the best thing that ever happened to him. Jack runs to tell Karen the news, only to hear that Karen and Finny are getting a divorce. But still, Jack's going on tour with J-Lo!
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| 11:30 pm | Will & Grace | ||
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Continuing the storyline from May's season finale, when Jennifer Lopez sang at Karen's (Megan Mullally) wedding, the season premiere finds Lopez back in New York after concluding her concert tour. But Lopez can't seem to escape Karen, who recruits Jack (Sean hayes) to convince the singer to listen to Karen's newly written song, "I Hurt, Too." Meanwhile, Grace (Debra Messing) takes out her frustrations over her cheating husband Leo (Harry Connick, Jr.) on a beat-up Will (Eric McCormack).
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| 12:00 am | Frasier | ||
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Daphne (Jane Leeves) is devastated when her boyfriend Joe dumps her. When she tells everyone about her loss, Roz (Peri Gilpin) immediately jumps in to save the day and Daphne's broken heart. She invites Daphne to go out to her favorite bar, where Roz always manages to meet men.
Meanwhile, Niles (David Hyde Pierce) sees Daphne's break-up as the perfect opportunity to confess his secret feelings for her. But Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) advises Niles to first give Daphne some time to get over Joe.
Both Frasier and Niles are shocked when Daphne comes home from Roz's "lucky bar" with a date for the next night. Kicking himself for not talking to Daphne first, Niles goes out to Roz's bar, meets Adelle (Allison Mackie), and starts dating her. When Daphne introduces her new friend Rodney (Kevin Farrell), everyone is struck by how similar he is to Niles. When Rodney and Adelle wind up together, Niles and Daphne find comfort in expressing their love for each other -- as friends, of course.
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| 12:30 am | Frasier | ||
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Frasier's (Kelsey Grammer) ex-wife Lilith (Bebe Neuwirth) summons him to Boston over Thanksgiving on a very important mission: assuring their son Frederick's admission to the area's most prestigious private school. Martin (John Mahoney) and Niles (David Hyde Pierce) accompany Frasier so that they can all celebrate the holidays together. A nervous Frasier and Lilith are on their very best behavior when they meet with the school's headmaster, Dr. Christopher Campbell (Paxton Whitehead). Yet they're disappointed when they learn that there's only one opening available -- and it looks like Frederick isn't going to get it. While Martin eagerly teaches his grandson the ins and outs of baseball, and Niles puts the finishing touches on the family's Thanksgiving feast, Frasier and Lilith return repeatedly to Campbell's door -- interrupting his Thanksgiving dinner and driving him completely crazy until he finally agrees to admit Frederick.
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| 1:00 am | The Golden Girls | ||
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"Golden Girls" is the story of four single, middle-aged women who share a house in Miami Beach, Florida. Bea Arthur plays Dorothy, a divorced school teacher with a sardonic wit. Rue McClanahan plays Blanche,a man hunting Southern Belle. Betty White plays Rose, a very sweet women who is somewhat spacey. Rounding out the trio is Estelle Getty, playing Dorothy's outspoken mother, Sophia. The pilot centers on Blanche and the wonderful man she has been dating and, as the other women suspect, will eventually marry. Their suspicions are confirmed when Blanche comes home from a date with Harry, all aflutter with marriage plans. Rose and Dorothy realize that Blanche's forthcoming union will mean a change of address for them. The day of the wedding dawns and Rose is stuck with a sinking feeling about Harry. She wants to tell Blanche of her doubts, but Dorothy intervenes and nothing is said. While waiting for Harry to arrive for the nuptials, a policeman arrives at the house to tell Blanche she has become involved with a bigamist. This sends Blanche reeling into a deep depression. Despite attempts to cheer up Blanche on the part of the other women, only Blanche can do something to pull herself out. She finally does and realizes she will be hard-pressed to find the love and support from someone else that she has found with her friends. [CC] [TV-PG D] |
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| 1:30 am | The Golden Girls | ||
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A burglar breaks into "The Golden Girls'" household, sending Rose into a panic for her safety. A burglar alarm, mace,a guard dog and a handgun do nothing to restore Rose's confidence, and she concludes that she "will never be safe again."
Recognizing that Rose's problem has reached "crippling" proportions, Dorothy insists that they all visit a psychiatrist. Rose only feels worse as a result of the visit. A burglar breaks into "The Golden Girls'" household, sending Rose into a panic for her safety. A burglar alarm, mace,a guard dog and a handgun do nothing to restore Rose's confidence, and she concludes that she "will never be safe again." Recognizing that Rose's problem has reached "crippling" proportions, Dorothy insists that they all visit a psychiatrist. Rose only feels worse as a result of the visit. In a parking lot, Rose finally effects a cure; she successfully defends herself against the parking attendant (who cares if he wasn't attacking her?). The ability to protect herself has given Rose a new perspective In a parking lot, Rose finally effects a cure; she successfully defends herself against the parking attendant (who cares if he wasn't attacking her?). The ability to protect herself has given Rose a new perspective. [CC] [TV-PG D] |
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| 2:00 am | The Golden Girls | ||
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Sophia's friends are passing away one by one. As much as this disturbs Sophia, it disturbs Dorothy even more, who fears that her time with Sophia may be shorter than she thinks.
To cheer her up, Rose tells Dorothy a fable about Toonder the Mediocre Tiger in the land of Flafluevenhaven. The fable spurs Dorothy to make a decision - just as Toonder discovers the importance of sharing "quality time" with loved ones, Dorothy decides to take Sophia away for the weekend to spend quality time with her. Blanche opts to go to Disney World. Once they're off, Blanche and Rose decide to become partners and write a children's book of the adventures of Toonder and his friends. Once at Disney World, Dorothy's idea of quality time becomes a nightmare for Sophia, who realizes that she's a captive in her own hotel room and is being forced to walk down memory lane. Dorothy has brought every piece of family nostalgia they have, and she intends to savor every item. When Sophia tries to make an escape for the park, she is thwarted by a sudden rainstorm. She ends up in the hotel bar, miserable. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose's partnership crumbles when creative egos clash. They finally make up, only to discover that St. Olaf's greatest author, Hana Christian Lockerhueven, already wrote a book of Toonder's adventures. And at Disney World, Dorothy finds Sophia in the bar, where the two iron out the true meaning of "quality time," and Dorothy realizes that such moments can never be forced. [CC] [TV-PG D] |
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| 4:00 am | Cable in the Classroom | ||
| "Intimate Portrait" profiles the life and career of Madeleine Albright, a woman who has persevered through many hardships, both personal and global, to become one of the most powerful women in the world. Narrated by Patrick Stewart. Interviews include Hillary Clinton and Michael Douglas. [CC] [TV-PG None] |
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